"Excuse me.. Hello? Scuse me" not that any of these people actually listen to me. Not that I care... Really? ugh... I am so not saying this..."
As you can probaly see, I am a nobody. I'd like to say that I was someone popular, because you would have no evidence to say that I was a liar. But, I like to stick to the truth. So, then. I guess I should explain to you how I know why and how some extraordinary scientific events occur... Like I know... Right. So much for the truth...
It happened within a ten minute period. Actually, they had all night to prepare my fake identity. And my fake name, and friends, and parents. Wait, no. Take that back. I have never had any family. And don't feel sorry for me. I am not the one on the side of the road begging for money.. Them you should feel sorry for.
And so here I am on a dead end curb, with the car bashed so mortifingly that It is lucky I am still alive.